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Anonymous asked: What has happened to Tom? I used to think he was cute, charming, dorky but ever since the Much Ado About Nothing event he is the definition of hotness. And I don't think it is only the white shirt and black pants-effect. Something has changed. He did put on some (muscle) weight. But he appears calmer (?, can't find a better word in English, sorry) too? Has anyone else made this observation?
The West European Hiddles possesses a rare but devastating personal quality known as Latent Hotness (LH). Latent Hotness operates much in the same way as the glowing lure device of the deep-sea anglerfish. It attracts its prey by appearing harmless. “Oh,” says the unsuspecting victim, “this isn’t alarming at all. He is cute, and he likes Shakespeare. I like Shakespeare, too! And he has such a nice sense of humor. And oh! So kind.” Thus the victim is lured deeper into the depths of the cold, salty ocean, midnight blue and full of lurking danger yet unseen.
The prey approaches more closely, marveling at the bizarre and senseless actions of those around her. “How silly these girls are!” says the victim. “He’s not that hot. He’s nice enough, but there are many men hotter than he is.”
And then, at the critical moment, the Latent Hotness takes effect. The victim can see clearly now, at this close distance, that it is not the light of a reassuring sun that dangles from the head of the undersea beast, but rather a bright, greenish, glowing lure. The victim is simultaneously charmed and incapacitated, and then the Hiddles moves in for the kill. At this point, his prey is already partially anesthetized by his literary knowledge, linguistic facility, Henry V hair, and general magnetism. But then the Hiddles dials up his attack by one degree — a growled innuendo, a whisper, a sultry poem delivered in breathy verse, a wink, a stubbly goatee, a swirl of golden curls and a seersucker suit, or one hundred and twenty seconds of teasing a muppet with a plate of baked goods.
At that point, the prey is taken, and can only fangirl. The thrall is too powerful; literally no one escapes. Men, women, the elderly… no one gets away. In this way, the Hiddleston family will come to rule the earth, because Tom and his family (immune to the devastation of his sexual charm) are the only ones who will still maintain their full sensory and intellectual capacity. The rest of us will be lurching about, drooling, and watching YouTube videos seventeen hours a day.
So, to answer your question more directly, dear Anon, nothing actually happened to Tom. Instead, the Easter Egg of Sexual Doom that he implanted in your brain the day you first saw him has finally broken open, spilling its contents all over your formerly functioning brain. Get ready to asdskaljhgfjkaghf, burn toast, and spend hours doing nothing but sighing and blinking your eyes slowly as he brings the fragrant cookie to his lips, then — no! not yet — pulls it back again, the curl of a knowing smile (the hallmark of the LH carrier) teasing at the corner of his lips.
There is no cure. The only thing you can do is look around and realize you are not the only ‘stoner lurching forward toward the light.
xx
the Easter Egg of Sexual Doom…
Just in case anybody ever wonders how the hell they ended up here, this is likely the best explanation you’ll ever find.
Oh I KNOW how I got here. It’s all Jim Jarmusch’s fault.
if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much
this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.
Due to the text limit, I have to reblog this to fit the rest of the points. It’s originally in a format that’s a little easier to read for quick reference, but this was the best way I could get it to fit within the text restrictions on tumbr. LINK TO THE REBLOGGED, FULL POST HERE: http://www.thescienceofapologetics.tumblr.com/tagged/prolife-masterlist
Part One: Arguments Concerning Life, Humanity, and Personhood
1. “It is uncertain when human life begins; that’s a religious question that cannot be answered by science.”
1a.) If there is uncertainty about when human life begins, the benefit of the doubt should go to preserving life. 1b.) Medical textbooks and scientific reference works consistently agree that human life begins at conception. 1c.) Some of the world’s most prominent scientists and physicians testified to a U.S. Senate committee that human life begins at conception. 1d.) Many other prominent scientists and physicians have likewise affirmed with certainty that human life begins at conception. 1e.) The possibility of human cloning does nothing to discredit the fact that all humans conceived in the conventional manner began their lives at conception.
2. “The fetus is just a part of the pregnant woman’s body, like her tonsils or appendix. You can’t seriously believe a frozen embryo is an actual person.”
2a.) A body part is defined by the common genetic code it shares with the rest of its body; the unborn’s genetic code differs from his mother’s. 2b.) The child may die and the mother live, or the mother may die and the child live, proving they are two separate individuals. 2c.) The unborn child takes an active role in his own development, controlling the course of the pregnancy and the time of birth. 2d.) Being inside something is not the same as being part of something. 2e.) Human beings should not be discriminated against because of their place of residence. 2f.) There is substantial scientific reason to believe that frozen embryos are persons and should be granted the same rights as older, larger, and less vulnerable persons.
3. “The unborn is an embryo or a fetus—just a simple blob of tissue, a product of conception—not a baby. Abortion is terminating a pregnancy, not killing a child.”
3a.) Like toddler and adolescent, the terms embryo and fetus do not refer to nonhumans, but to humans at particular stages of development. 3b.) Semantics affect perceptions, but they do not change realities; a baby is a baby no matter what we call her. 3c.) From the moment of conception, the unborn is not simple, but very complex. 3d.) Prior to the earliest abortions, the unborn already has every body part she will ever have. 3e.) Every abortion stops a beating heart and terminates measurable brain waves. 3f.) Even in the earliest surgical abortions, the unborn child is clearly human in appearance. 3g.) Even before the unborn is obviously human in appearance, she is what she is—a human being. 3h.) No matter how much better it sounds, “terminating a pregnancy” is still terminating a life.
4. “The fetus may be alive, but so are eggs and sperm. The fetus is a potential human being, not an actual one; it’s like a blueprint, not a house; an acorn, not an oak tree.”
4a.) The ovum and sperm are each a product of another’s body; unlike the conceptus, neither is an independent entity. 4b.) The physical remains after an abortion indicate the end not of a potential life, but of an actual life. 4c.) Something nonhuman does not become human by getting older and bigger; whatever is human must be human from the beginning. 4d.) Comparing preborns and adults to acorns and oaks is dehumanizing and misleading. 4e.) Even if the analogy were valid, scientifically speaking an acorn is simply a little oak tree, just as an embryo is a little person.
5. “The unborn isn’t a person, with meaningful life. It’s only inches in size and can’t even think; it’s less advanced than an animal, and anyway, who says people have a greater right to live than animals?”
5a.) Personhood is properly defined by membership in the human species, not by stage of development within that species. 5b.) Personhood is not a matter of size, skill, or degree of intelligence. 5c.) The unborn’s status should be determined on an objective basis, not on subjective or self-serving definitions of personhood. 5d.) It is a scientific fact that there are thought processes at work in unborn babies. 5e.) If the unborn’s value can be compared to that of an animal, there is no reason not to also compare the value of born people to animals. 5f.) Even if someone believes that people are no better than animals, why would they abhor the killing of young animals, while advocating the killing of young children? 5g.) It is dangerous when people in power are free to determine whether other, less powerful lives are meaningful. 5h.) Arguments against the personhood of the unborn are shrouded in rationalization and denial.
6. “A fetus isn’t a person until implantation…or until quickening or viability or when it first breathes.”
6a.) Implantation is a gauge of personhood only if location, nutrition, and interfacing with others make us human. 6b.) Quickening is a gauge of personhood only if someone’s reality or value depends upon being noticed by another. 6c.) Viability is an arbitrary concept. Why not associate personhood with heartbeat, brain waves, or something else? 6d.) The point of viability changes because it depends on technologç not the unborn herself. Eventually babies may be viable from the point of conception. 6e.) In a broad sense, many born people are not viable because they are incapable of surviving without depending on others. 6f.) A child’s “breathing,” her intake of oxygen, begins long before birth. 6g.) Someone’s helplessness or dependency should motivate us to protect her, not to destroy her.
7. “Obviously life begins at birth. That’s why we celebrate birthdays, not conception days, and why we don’t have funerals following miscarriages.”
7a.) Our recognition of birthdays is cultural, not scientific. 7b.) Some people do have funerals after a miscarriage. 7c.) Funerals are an expression of our subjective attachment to those who have died, not a measurement of their true worth. 7d.) There is nothing about birth that makes a baby essentially different than he was before birth.
8. “No one can really know that human life begins before birth.”
8a.) Children know that human life begins before birth. 8b.) Pregnant women know that human life begins before birth. 8c.) Doctors know that human life begins before birth. 8d.) Abortionists know that human life begins before birth. 8e.) Prochoice feminists know that human life begins before birth. 8f.) Society knows that human life begins before birth. 8g.) The media know that human life begins before birth. 8h.) Prochoice advocates know that human life begins before birth. 8i.) If we can’t know that human life begins before birth, how can we know whether it begins at birth or later?
Part Two: Arguments Concerning Rights and Fairness
9. “Even if the unborn are human beings, they have fewer rights than the woman. No one should be expected to donate her body as a life-support system for someone else.”
9a.) Once we grant that the unborn are human beings, it should settle the question of their right to live. 9b.) The right to live doesn’t increase with age and size; otherwise toddlers and adolescents have less right to live than adults. 9c.) The comparison between a baby’s rights and a mother’s rights is unequal. What is at stake in abortion is the mother’s lifestyle, as opposed to the baby’s life. 9d.) It is reasonable for society to expect an adult to live temporarily with an inconvenience if the only alternative is killing a child.
10. “Every person has the right to choose. It would be unfair to restrict a woman’s choice by prohibiting abortion.”
10a.) Any civilized society restricts the individual’s freedom to choose whenever that choice would harm an innocent person. 10b.) “Freedom to choose” is too vague for meaningful discussion; we must always ask, "Freedom to choose what?” 10c.) People who are prochoice about abortion are often not prochoice about other issues with less at stake. 10d.) The one-time choice of abortion robs someone else of a lifetime of choices and prevents him from ever exercising his rights. 10e.) Everyone is prochoice when it comes to the choices prior to pregnancy and after birth. 10f.) Nearly all violations of human rights have been defended on the grounds of the right to choose.
11. “Every woman should have control over her own body. Reproductive freedom is a basic right.”
11a.) Abortion assures that 650,000 females each year do not have control over their bodies. 11b.) Not all things done with a person’s body are right, nor should they all be legally protected. 11c.) Prolifers consistently affirm true reproductive rights. 11d.) Even prochoicers must acknowledge that the “right to control one’s body” argument has no validity if the unborn is a human being. 11e.) Too often “the right to control my life” becomes the right to hurt and oppress others for my own advantage. 11f.) Control over the body can be exercised to prevent pregnancy in the first place. 11g.) It is demeaning to a woman’s body and self-esteem to regard pregnancy as an unnatural, negative, and “out of control” condition.
12. “Abortion is a decision between a woman and her doctor. It’s no one else’s business. Everyone has a constitutional right to privacy.”
12a.) The Constitution does not contain a right to privacy. 12b.) Privacy is never an absolute right, but is always governed by other rights. 12c.) The encouragement or assistance of a doctor does not change the nature, consequences, or morality of abortion. 12d.) The father of the child is also responsible for the child and should have a part in this decision. 12e.) The father will often face serious grief and guilt as a result of abortion. Since his life will be significantly affected, shouldn’t he have something to say about it?
13. “It’s unfair for an unmarried woman to have to face the embarrassment of pregnancy or the pain of giving up a child for adoption.”
13a.) Pregnancy is not a sin. Society should not condemn and pressure an unmarried mother into abortion, but should help and support her. 13b.) The poor choice of premarital sex is never compensated for by the far worse choice of killing an innocent human being. 13c.) One person’s unfair or embarrassing circumstances do not justify violating the rights of another person. 13d.) Adoption is a fine alternative that avoids the burden of child raising, while saving a life and making a family happy; it is tragic that adoption is so infrequently chosen as an alternative to abortion. 13e.) The reason that adoption may be painful is the same reason that abortion is wrong—a human life is involved.
14. “Abortion rights are fundamental for the advancement of women. They are essential to having equal rights with men.”
14a.) Early feminists were prolife, not prochoice. 14b.) Some active feminists still vigorously oppose abortion. 14c.) Women’s rights are not inherently linked to the right to abortion. 14d.) The basic premises of the abortion-rights movement are demeaning to women. 14e.) Many of the assumptions that connect women’s welfare with abortion, the pill, and free sex have proven faulty. 14f.) Some of the abortion-rights strategies assume female incompetence and subject women to ignorance and exploitation. 14g.) Abortion has become the most effective means of sexism ever devised, ridding the world of multitudes of unwanted females.
15. “The circumstances of many women leave them no choice but to have an abortion.”
15a.) Saying they have no choice is not being prochoice, but proabortion. 15b.) Those who are truly prochoice must present a woman with a number of possible choices instead of just selling the choice of abortion. 15c.) "Abortion or misery” is a false portrayal of the options; it keeps women from pursuing—and society from providing—positive alternatives.
16. “I’m personally against abortion, but I’m still prochoice. It’s a legal alternative and we don’t have the right to keep it from anyone. Everyone’s free to believe what they want, but we shouldn’t try to impose it on others.”
16a.) To be prochoice about abortion is to be proabortion. 16b.) The only good reason for being personally against abortion is a reason that demands we be against other people choosing to have abortions. 16c.) What is legal is not always right. 16d.) How can we tell people that they are perfectly free to believe abortion is the killing of children but that they are not free to act as if what they believe is really true?
Part Three: Arguments Concerning Social Issues
17. “‘Every child a wanted child.’ It’s unfair to children to bring them into a world where they’re not wanted.”
17a.) Every child is wanted by someone; there is no such thing as an unwanted child. 17b.) There is a difference between an unwanted pregnancy and an unwanted child. 17c.) "Unwanted” describes not a condition of the child, but an attitude of adults. 17d.) The problem of unwantedness is a good argument for wanting children, but a poor argument for eliminating them. 17e.) What is most unfair to unwanted children is to kill them.
18. “Having more unwanted children results in more child abuse.”
18a.) Most abused children were wanted by their parents. 18b.) Child abuse has not decreased since abortion was legalized, but has dramatically increased. 18c.) If children are viewed as expendable before birth, they will be viewed as expendable after birth. 18d.) It is illogical to argue that a child is protected from abuse through abortion since abortion is child abuse.
19. “Restricting abortion would be unfair to the poor and minorities, who need it most.”
19a.) It is not unfair for some people to have less opportunity than others to kill the innocent. 19b.) The rich and white, not the poor and minorities, are most committed to unrestricted abortion. 19c.) Prochoice advocates want the poor and minorities to have abortions, but oppose requirements that abortion risks and alternatives be explained to them. 19d.) Planned Parenthood’s abortion advocacy was rooted in the eugenics movement and its bias against the mentally and physically handicapped and minorities.
20. “Abortion helps solve the problem of overpopulation and raises the quality of life.”
20a.) The current birthrate in America is less than what is needed to maintain our population level. 20b.) The dramatic decline in our birthrate will have a disturbing economic effect on America. 20c.) Overpopulation is frequently blamed for problems with other causes. 20d.) If there is a population problem that threatens our standard of living, the solution is not to kill off part of the population. 20e.) Sterilization and abortion as cures to overpopulation could eventually lead to mandatory sterilization and abortion. 20f.) The “quality of life” concept is breeding a sense of human expendability that has far-reaching social implications.
21. “Even if abortion were made illegal, there would still be many abortions.”
21a.) That harmful acts against the innocent will take place regardless of the law is a poor argument for having no law. 21b.) The law can guide and educate people to choose better alternatives. 21c.) Laws concerning abortion have significantly influenced whether women choose to have abortions.
22. “The antiabortion beliefs of the minority shouldn’t be imposed on the majority.”
22a.) Major polls clearly indicate that the majority, not the minority, believes that there should be greater restrictions on abortion. 22b.) Many people’s apparent agreement with abortion law stems from their ignorance of what the law really is. 22c.) Beliefs that abortion should be restricted are embraced by a majority in each major political party. 22d.) In 1973 the Supreme Court imposed a minority morality on the nation, ignoring the votes of citizens and the decisions of state legislatures.
23. “The antiabortion position is a religious belief that threatens the vital separation of church and state.”
23a.) Many nonreligious people believe that abortion kills children and that it is wrong. 23b.) Morality must not be rejected just because it is supported by religion. 23c.) America was founded on a moral base dependent upon principles of the Bible and the Christian religion. 23d.) Laws related to church and state were intended to assure freedom for religion, not freedom from religion. 23e.) Religion’s waning influence on our society directly accounts for the moral deterioration threatening our future.
Part Four: Arguments Concerning Health and Safety
24. “If abortion is made illegal, tens of thousands of women will again die from back-alley and clothes-hanger abortions.”
24a.) For decades prior to its legalization, 90 percent of abortions were done by physicians in their offices, not in back alleys. 24b.) It is not true that tens of thousands of women were dying from illegal abortions before abortion was legalized. 24c.) The history of abortion in Poland invalidates claims that making abortion illegal would bring harm to women. 24d.) Women still die from legal abortions in America. 24e.) If abortion became illegal, abortions would be done with medical equipment, not clothes hangers. 24f.)mWe must not legalize procedures that kill the innocent just to make the killing process less hazardous. 24g.) The central horror of illegal abortion remains the central horror of legal abortion.
25. “Abortion is a safe medical procedure—safer than full-term pregnancy and childbirth.”
25a.) Abortion is not safer than full-term pregnancy and childbirth. 25b.) Though the chances of a woman’s safe abortion are now greater, the number of suffering women is also greater because of the huge increase in abortions. 25c.) Even if abortion were safer for the mother than childbirth, it would still remain fatal for the innocent child. 25d.) Abortion can produce many serious medical problems. 25e.) Abortion significantly raises the rate of breast cancer. 25f.) The statistics on abortion complications and risks are often understated due to the inadequate means of gathering data. 25g.) The true risks of abortion are rarely explained to women by those who perform abortions.
26. “Abortion is an easy and painless procedure.”
26a.) The various abortion procedures are often both difficult and painful for women. 26b.) Abortion is often difficult and painful for fathers, grandparents, and siblings of the aborted child. 26c.) Abortion is often difficult and painful for clinic workers. 26d.) Abortion is difficult and painful for the unborn child. 26e.) Even if abortion were made easy or painless for everyone, it wouldn’t change the bottom-line problem that abortion kills children.
27. “Abortion relieves women of stress and responsibility, and thereby enhances their psychological well-being.”
27a.) Research demonstrates abortion’s adverse psychological effects on women. 27b.) The many postabortion therapy and support groups testify to the reality of abortion’s potentially harmful psychological effects. 27c.) The suicide rate is significantly higher among women who have had abortions than among those who haven’t. 27d.) Postabortion syndrome is a diagnosable psychological affliction. 27e.) Many professional studies document the reality of abortion’s adverse psychological consequences on a large number of women. 27f.) Abortion can produce both short- and longer-term psychological damage, especially a sense of personal guilt. 27g.) Most women have not been warned about and are completely unprepared for the psychological consequences of abortion.
28. “Abortion providers are respected medical professionals working in the woman’s best interests.”
28a.) Abortion clinics do not have to maintain the high standards of health, safety, and professionalism required of hospitals. 28b.) Many clinics are in the abortion industry because of the vast amounts of money involved. 28c.) Clinic workers commonly prey on fear, pain, and confusion to manipulate women into getting abortions. 28d.) Clinic workers regularly mislead or deceive women about the nature and development of their babies. 28e.) Abortionists engage in acts so offensive to the public that most media outlets refuse to describe them even in the abortionist’s own words. 28f.) Abortionists, feminists, a past president of the United States, many congressmen, and the Supreme Court have defended partial-birth abortion, one of the most chilling medical atrocities in human history. 28g.) Abortion clinics often exploit the feminist connection, making it appear that their motive is to stand up for women. 28h.) Doctors doing abortions violate the fundamental oaths of the medical profession.
how freaking annoying and disrespectful is maradonut??? oh god i dont like him at all, he’s supposed to be such a “legend” and hes on tv seen showing people middle fingers… oh god, is this your legend?
Maradona legit screamed “PUTA” and showed his middle finger. The kind of respect he shows to the audience is the sole reason why he shouldn’t be shown on TV because NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HIM.
SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 24: Actor Tom Hiddleston speaks on stage about life as Loki in the Marvel Universe during ACE Comic Con at WaMu Theatre on June 24, 2018 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images)
